skrillsnwubwubs:

I laughed harder than I should have

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Queen of beasts by ~CubistPanther

Christian Ortiz — “I was traveling through Guilin, China and came across this nice Cormorant Fisherman. We got to talking and he convinced me that he was, in fact, my long-lost uncle Pepe. At first I did not believe him because:

* I keep a strict count of the number of uncles I have
* He is a different race
* He is as old as my grandpa

“However, he made some very compelling points so I had to concede to his superior logic. It also turned out that he needed a small loan of $100,000 to start a new clothing line. He assured me spandex was making a comeback and he would pay me back within six months, so I lent him the money. I can’t say no to family!”

memewhore:

When I see a spider….

Spiders are pets.  This is me when I see a snake.

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hey i am here by ~vi-ol-et